The Book of Egress

This the second chapter of the Diskamerius chronicals the lives of the children going out from the home of Adam and Eve, and of their struggles in the wilderness beyond.

When the multitude of the earthly children came to realize their full contempt for their parents, under the comandments set forth by the Great Frisbee, they ranted, and raved, and screamed, and finally left. Once all had done so there was a great rejoicing on the parts of Adam and Eve.

This rejoicing is recorded as the first sin, and the begining af aging and death.

With out the children Adam began to find himself feeling weak, tired, and useless. Now there were several thousand who could do his job for him, yet few who did it to his satisfaction. Adam complained of these things to his children, but in the way of youth they ignored it and hoped it would go away. These feelings that Adam was expriencing had also developed in Eve, and they kept getting worse over the distance of time.

The Great Frisbee came again when their pain became too great, and in his wisdom he sent them north with the comand that their trip be made with nothing but provisions. This they did to please the frisbee. In time they reached a colder land, and they did beseach the Great Frisbee to let them cover themselves against the cold air. Again his wisdom prevailed, and he refused.

Within four weeks of northward travel they were frozen solid, and that was the moment the Great Fribee had waited for. He descended upon Adam and Eve and removed their imortal souls. The souls were also frozen solid, and this made the work of the Great Frisbee easier. He picked up the souls and put them into his sack, and vowed that these two were to be the only ones to go to the next world before the end of the earth. All other souls would remain on the roofs of the sites of their births.

*And thus was born the heart of the frisbeetarianist belief, the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. Later on a small replica of the Great Frisbee was created, this was called the discus. Then there came a great upsurgence in the number of these which landed upon the rooftops, and in this resemblence of human death they came to be known as frisbees.